[Then the Saviour continued, saying, "Woe to you, javaless ones, who have no hope, who rely on things that will not happen!"

-- The Book Of Thomas The Contender]

The Rules

And a challenge

When set to "not so thick" mode, the computer player is pretty good. If you can beat it regularly (or indeed at all) then you're doing better than I am and I'd like to hear from you!

The "hall of fame" feature of Automaton Wars won't work when running it from this archive, as the applet security model won't let it open the necessary connection to www.ant.co.uk.